Tip for the day

Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it's funny. Don't you think it odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does that benefit us? I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense we couldn't react to a lot of life. I can't tell if that's funny or really scary. Calvin

Don’t struggle to change. Struggle strengthens what you are trying to change.
- Cheri Huber


A day without laughter is a day wasted.
- Charlie Chaplin


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Thursday, June 14, 2012

THIS LITTLE PIGGY GOES TO MARKET

 
You will find yourself whacking your forehead constantly wondering things like “Why in the world didn’t I look for deodorant in the produce department?” 

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

previous haiku

Yaaaaaay! I retrieved my old haiku from an older blog! I was really upset that I lost them. I know, no one cares about haiku, but that's tough. I worked hard on these.

CURMUDGEON'S WEEKLY HAIKU CONTEST COLLECTION

Thursday, May 31, 2012

BARKING MAD

Naturally my dog, Poppy, had to stop and sniff his dog's butt and his dog reciprocated. 
twit

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

THE ZEN OF ZEROSCAPE


 




. What, you ask, constitutes good dirt? I personally prefer my dirt chocolate colored and at ground level. We have two dogs, two cats, and a rabbit. All are prolific poopers and eliminate the need for manure.


Friday, May 11, 2012

ANY ONE CAN COOK

Mom used to make smoothies out of brewers yeast, dessicated liver, raw eggs and wheat germ that would gag a maggot.

A Day at ER

They need some "Little Golden Books" with titles like "Garfield gets a frontal lobotomy at the hospital."