Tip for the day

Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it's weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it's funny. Don't you think it odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does that benefit us? I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense we couldn't react to a lot of life. I can't tell if that's funny or really scary. Calvin

Don’t struggle to change. Struggle strengthens what you are trying to change.
- Cheri Huber


A day without laughter is a day wasted.
- Charlie Chaplin


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Tuesday, September 1, 2015


 


                                                 THIN- MODELS





It’s no wonder women have body issues when they take a thousandth of a percent of these mutant models and promote them as the ideal woman.

When there is a murder, you can play hangman on the crime scene chalk 


The leading cause of death in thin models is falling down drain grates.

No man in his right mind wants to sleep with a skeleton except for publicity and money. 


Some of these girls look like an ultra-marathoner that aliens abducted and turned inside out. Their skin is translucent.

Now days they get skinny and have bust and butt implants and plastic surgery. Kind of like putting a hot tub in a condemned building.

I saw a skinny model's before and after pictures posted on a plastic surgeons web sight, and I honestly, truly couldn't tell which was before and which was after. There are great advances in this area that shows doctors are becoming more and more aware of the medical benefits of getting rich. 
Most Models have no fat on their faces. It must be a facial aerobic class they teach them in modeling school right after projectile vomiting.
They have so much make up you could poke a pin in their face and it would go in a quarter of an inch before they feel it. When the make up comes off they look like Achmed the dead terrorist. ....or Golem

On the catwalk they look like Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street with those fake lashes on.  

Eyebrow grooming is a competitive sport for women

Sometimes if you say "Wow, you're tall!" to a tall person they realize they're tall for the first time and thank you with cash

If you took one of those models and gave her buck teeth you could use her for a rake.


No matter how good looking a woman is, she will think she is a woofer, my butt's too big. I need bigger boobs, my calves are too big and feels like she could probably get a spot on the walking dead as a zombie.

Guys are different. We can have 8 strands of hair, huge ears, one glass eye, moobs that are a c cup, and a stomach that looked like he swallowed an exercise ball and still think he is God’s gift to women.

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